I_____, as in--well to find out, read THIS!

YES!

THE TIME HAS COME!

[drum roll...] [Graham enter stage right]

Okay, okay.

do you really want to know what I_____ is?

REALLY?

Really really really really really really really really really really really really really?

Really?

Ok. Fine. Be that way. I knew what you wanted all along.

So here it is.

 I is not Indiana. I is not Illinois. I is not any-other-thing that starts with an I

execpt I--now for a quick word with our sponsors...
[Graham mumbling-"we don't have...any sponsors...at all."]


Oh. In that case, I will tell you what I_____ is.
[but wait!] Ok. I is for *mumble*.
I IS FOR *MUMBLE*.
I-IS-FOR-*MUMBLE*!


I IS FOR IDAHO!
AND O IS FOR "OH MY WOOF!"

So, uh, now you know. Good night.
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