The Lizards are coming! The Lizards are coming!

I still need to talk to my parents about the lizard mail system.
However, I've made one more lizard. Pics/lizard mail system
coming very soon...-G

Lizards coming; I see 'em on the horizon!

I've finally made some lizards; three, to be exact. I still need to inform
you readers of how you'll receive the lizard... but at least some of them
are made. The price for a beaded green Anole is clearly listed above the
blog entry, so you do not need to ask. I will need to discus the inner
working of the mailing system with my family later today (after my dad's
radio show at KTAR.) check back soon for the mailing system. Thanks!
Happy listening and reading!-G

Lizard/T-shirt FAQ

Please read the post below this; you may find it very interesting.
But please read this too; some reader have been asking questions,
and I intend to answer them...

• Beaded lizards will be green, just like their models (Mr/Mrs. Anole)
• All I know about the T-shirts, if they happen, is that there will be more lizards (green, of course)!

Other than that, I don't know much. Pics/lizards, coming soon to a blog entry/key-chain near you...I think...soon. Thanks! Happy reading and listening (KTAR)!-G

Hello. Lizards still need to be made! I've gotta make some, and take pics, too.
making beaded lizards is time consuming, you see.

But I'd enjoy telling you about someone who does something I want to do!
On my dad's show, someone named Juan called in. Juan said "My 11 year
old son has a head-light detailing business, and he makes $1000 per 6
months, on average. When he grows up, he wishes to be an automotive
engineer. In fact, he bought a car so he could learn about its parts. He's
also bought a body kit for the vehicle." Okay, so I'm barely scraping up
cricket-funds, while 11-year old kids are buying cars. How do 11-year old boys
do that when it comes to being an entrepreneur? I'm going to start detailing
head/tail-lights too. Have you ever seen yellow, gross looking head-ights?
That's what that kid cleans up. Depending on how I'll price this service,
loads o' peeps would like it done. I've seen a kit for doing this stuff,
and I'd say it's worth the $20 if the kit does 10-headlights, or so.
Another great thing about this kit; It's from Meguiars.

I've really gotta go now (and worry about when to make more beaded lizards.)
so...Goodbye for now!-G

T-shirts and lizards (beaded, as you should know by now.) soon, I think...

I'm sorry that I haven't got any pictures of lizard key-chains yet,
however, you're looking at ...$2.00 for a single lizard, or maybe...
$3.50 for two lizards on one key-chain. And, so far, I've made one
lizard. I don't know when I'll be selling. I might be selling T-shirts...
but I have no idea when that will happen though...It's kinda vague...
But I've gotta make those lizards.Happy reading!-G

Lizard-chains...

At the moment, computer access is
very tight, so even blogging is hard.

Lizards (beaded) will be taking over
the world of key-chains soon, and
yes, you can fit 2 beadie-lizards on
one key-chain. I still have to make
the lizards now. Off to make 'em!-G

Lizards; coming soon to a keyring near you...

Hi there again. I haven't been able
to blog lately because of some computer
accessibility issues, But now I'm back.
If you've tried to comment before unsuccessfully, please try again.
There have been problems
with the comment setting.

I'm making bead Anoles, so that
all of my readers can have some
pretty cool lizards (without taking
care of them.) on a keyring. More
details coming...later. As for other
entrepreneurial outlets, I've got a few.
During Christmas time, I made candy trains.
Last year I made $100 in profit! And
even better is the fact that I paid for all
the materials. I'd say that was better then
a lemonade stand; in AZ, it's always
either to hot or to cold (for people who
are used of at least one day of F 115 every
year, that is.) to go and walk around, or
by lemonade outside. So Arizonan weather
does not care for entrepreneurs selling
lemonade (and, no, this is not because of
global warming.) see ya,-G

Lizards and shirts for the masses!

Hi, readers.
I've come across something that is somewhat silly.
You, the reader(s) would have the opportunity to purchase your very own green
Anoles (beaded lizards.) ! And maybe even T-shirts! But that might take
time to happen. Stay tuned, because I'm really not joking! Anyway, the real
Anoles are still a national, even international threat. I suppose that Obama is to busy
to notice. They seem to be building spaceships, nuclear rockets, soldiers' pistols
(all mini-sized, of course.) etc. at the moment. Will this conflict heat up enough to
resemble the Cold War? And what do reptiles want with Earth, or maybe the whole
of the milky way?-G

lizard wars to come...

If you enjoy my lizards, then I can make more liz-media.

I'd love to make blog T-shirts, for instance just think of a good pic

of my Green Anoles on a shirt. Under that it would say

"bow down to your new leader at www.grahamhilonline.com"

Har Har! They [Mr./Mrs. Anole] seem closer to world domination

then ever

before. I think there could be a violent coupe, a revolution, or

something like that. Something bad, no doubt. However, I'll try my best

to keep an eye on them (when I'm not playing Wii, of course) so that they

don't start recruiting reptilian minions (we've got loads of sun addicted

geckos, snakes, and lizards in Arizona) to obtain world domination.

I'm getting a hunch that the Floyd's reptiles are communicating with mine.]

Maybe your reptiles (if you own any) are keeping in touch with the

notourious Mr./Mrs. Anole! I've gotta go check on my anoles, so

bye for now!-G

The new and improved Anole Mansion (in my room)!

Hello there (I come in peace,for now.) peeps! If you've heard about the movie-star anoles

who reside in a luxurious cage, than you will get my drift. If not, read post #98 & #101. These lizards demand a lot of their butler (A.K.A. Graham, owner of blog and 2 cool lizards) such as cleaning their cage monthly, feeding every 4-5 days,

and spraying with misty water 3 tames a day (for adequate hydration.) I just cleaned out their cage yesterday. At the pet store, we got a new replacement "basking spot" light bulb to keep 'em warm, and of course, crickets. When I got home, I cleaned out their cage (w/more fake leaves) fed them their crickets,

and installed the replacement "basking spot" light. They seem like much happier,

healthier lizards with more greenery and both light bulbs working now. In truth,

I felt bad because I wasn't able to get everything that they needed. They are

much more active now, even though they're still snuggled up close to the

"basking spot" lamp. So I'm really glad about that.-G

Anoles are ominous! Take it from G!

This is the "Anoles Are Ominous! Take It From G! (AAOTIFG) " movie.

If you like/oppose Reptiles staring in movies, or like/dislike Anole movies,

Please comment!

I will ask for a camera, so hopefully I can put more

films/pics on "Life of a Gregarious Graham"

Enjoy the film while you can, because soon Obama

will tax us so much we won't be able to have computer monitors!

Did you like it? I heard you readers say "Mmmmm Mmmmm!"

Or maybe it was just your "Butter Lover's" popcorn!-G

Jurassic Park IV: Lizards Attack!!

If you haven't seen my "Life of a Gregarious Graham" recently, check out the

post under this one here. Sasha is my dog, by the way.

If you've wanted to see some of my Anole's action packed

(laying around on a stick all day, besides when it's a feeding day) adventures, then check out this

here video!

Other than that, nothin' much happening besides Obama ruining the U.S.A.

For 15 generations, or so.

Those are my Anoles, and the girl gets the big catch...

Anoles:1 Crickets:0

My Anoles' story...

My Goodness!

Anole lizards need to be sprayed with water every once and a while,

you might know. so I was trying to open the lid of the cage

to spray them, when I found this strange thing...

CLUTTER! it ws all over the surface where my cage is...

so I moved it... But, WITHOUT CLOSING THE LID!

when I looked back, there was a LIZARD on the CAGE ROOF!

I mean, I've caught plenty of lizards, but not Anoles

(who absolutly HATE bieng TOUCHED!)

Anyway, I tried picking it up, and it tried to bite me.

Lizard bites don't hurt, but still,

about...45 seconds later, I found it on my curtain.

I tried picking it up, and it WORKED!

Anoles, when they feel threatened/try to mate

they show off this REALLY COOL AWSOME throat

pouch thing-a-majig, in the picture...

well, My Anole showed me the POUCH!

Anole in the cage!

mission accomplished!

G