Hi (the period of "merry Halloween!" is, sadly, over).

Since (I will now quote myself) "the period of "merry Halloween!" is over, I say we (Obama!) spread the wealth around (it's really a lot MORE fun to say the Obama part with a cowboy accent, you know)!Well, [my BIG GOVERNMENT Booming voice] Oh, please, Mr. President Obama/McCain/Clinton/Dr.Weasel face McGee/mustard man12345678987654321/, what ever will we do, because [OH MY GOSH] it is ... ... ... November 3, 2008 [A.D. in case you neanderthals over there didn't notice...] But I also say, I say to you, I say to all you fellow Americans
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? end of the world? aliens come...and save us [along with telling us the secrets of being forever young, space travel, how to open milk-carton, and infinite wealth from cheese]? something like star trek/star wars/spaceballs/something else like that that I don't know of [which makes me "Not So Smart And Nerdy Like The Rest Of Us (NSSANLTROF, duh)"] ? dsjfdfihufvhufighniudfhgufi? who knows? ... well, WHO KNOWS?...


oh, yeah! and I approve this message...
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